Wow. I remember this one well. It was a bit bazaar when I was it at age four.....and it still is. I would love to somehow get the recording.
In the meantime, the same group, the Cricketones, recorded the Table Manner Tune. Does anyone have the full lyrics?
Here are some lyrics from what I remember.
Now gather 'round children we're three friends of value
We'll always be with you when you go to dine.
Just look on the table for a fork, knife and spoon-
Now they're gonna sing you the Table Manners Tune.
I'm Mister Fork with points so sharp
I'm good for holding meat
And if you handle me just right
I'm sure to help you eat
If you remember what I said, you'll eat with ease and grace.
And mom and Dad won't be ashamed to take you any place.
(Mr. Knife takes over)
Now, I'm Mister Knife and I'm might handy but-
I'm only used at mealtime when you've got something to cut
(Miss Spoon take over)